Austria’s politically correct priority seats

Text:

Bitte diesen Sitzplatz bei Bedarf zu überlassen
Danke für den Sitzplatz

Translation:

Please leave this seat if needed
Thank you for your seat

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Japanese smoking manners in winter

1st Text:

雪につっこむべきものは、スキー用具と顔だけだ。
The only thinks that should be stuck in the snow are ski gear and your own face.

TOBACCO / FACE / SKI / SNOW

2nd Text:

火を投げる。
たばこ意外で、するだろうか。
It has not tossed it aside in front of my house if it thinks.

TOSS AWAY / TOBACCO / MATCH

Proper translation:

Throwing fire. Besides tabacco, is this done?

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Brazil – Check before entering the elevator

Text:

Antes de entrar no elevador, verifique se o mesmo encontra-se parado neste andar.
EM CASO DE INCÊNDIO NÃO UTILIZE OS ELEVADORES
Lei municipal n. 9502 de 11/03/97

Translation:

Before entering the elevator, verify if it is stopped on this floor.
DO NOT USE ELEVATORS IN CASE OF FIRE
Municipal law num. 9502 from 11/03/97

Portugal – Smile, you’re on camera at a mall

Text:

Para sua protecção este local encontra-se sob vigilância de um circuito fechado de televisão
Sorria
Está a Ser Filmado

Translation:

For your safety this place is under surveillance by closed-circuit television
Smile
You’re on camera